ladygolem:

pssyriot:

Kinda wanna be kissed kinda wanna be stabbed

Now he’s falling asleep
Now she’s calling a cab

trukingofskeletonhell:

katthespacepirate:

cryptiboy:

the addams family wasn’t particularly magic or supernatural or anything, their goth game was just hard af

They lived with a sentient disembodied hand

that’s just how goths are sometimes

frogstyles:

are we just born knowing the lyrics to mr. brightside

rosalarian:

catsuitmonarchy:

itsbetterthananal:

remember when angelina jolie got a double mastectomy and Every Single Man on Earth acted like it was a personal attack on them specifically

Even though by the time it was announced she already had her breasts reconstructed and she was only going public about it to warn other women about risks?

I’ve been thinking about this a lot as several of my friends deal with breast cancer.

thunder:

via weheartit

thunder:

via weheartit

peterpdaily:

peter parker + sneaking around
bonus:

witchy–mama:

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

censorship:

i genuinely believe that 2012 was the optimal tumblr experience. like if you didnt live through 2012, you havent fully understood how much of a hell site this is. to jog some ppl’s memories:

• francieum
• quirkybrittany
• justgirlythings
• “I like your shoelaces” “I stole them from the president” and people actually fucking doing this in public
• we still called porn fics “smut” and “lemons”
• “you must be fun at parties”
• cole sprouse’s tumblr social experiment, and some people taking it so seriously that they threatened mass suicide
• mitt romney
• hetastuck (hetalia and homestuck fandoms were moirails i guess)
• hussieruya (people unironically shipping the creators of hetalia and homestuck)
• andrew hussie actually asking about hussieruya in his twitter
• the obsession with andrew hussie’s lips
• superwholock fandom (this was their prime)
• supernatural has a gif for everything
• “Fuck you watson” somehow being praised as the best comeback possible?? ok lol
• hipster side of tumblr vs fandom side of tumblr, and all those pictures of the two coexisting to bring some sort of peace? as if we were at war with each other?? wtf was up with that
• the dumbest fake stories holy shit, and everyone believed them
• benedict cumberbatch everywhere
• that sherlock gif of benedict cumberbatch looking into a door’s peep hole and people saying how if you cover one side of his face he looks confident but if you cover the other side he looks sad, so they said he’s the best actor in the world or whatever
• gangnam style everywhere
• people being shamed from using memes or even saying the word meme
• “Oh, you facebook people think tumblr is boring? Well, we’ll find you…Supernatural fandom, grab your demons! Sherlock fandom, grab your Watsons! Doctor Who fandom, grab your Tardises! Harry Potter fandom, grab your wands! Homestuck fandom, grab your strife cards! Hetalia fandom, grab your pasta!” proceed for 1628519 more fandoms
• “im pretty sure thats taylor swift” “no thats becky”
• the dancing chandler gif from friends
• “Reblog if you dont have a problem with gay marriage!” followed by ten mile long additions of rainbow gifs and pictures and 9gag memes
• potato jesus (i’ll admit, this was actually funny)
• the reblog button being at the top of posts
• cuil theory, aka “i give you a hamburger”
• 27 comments on a post just saying “INSTANT REBLOG” or “PRESS PLAY”
• song mixups from people “accidentally opening a bunch of tabs playing music” but it was actually from a pop mix album
• “ah, the scalene triangle”
• XD vs :D discourse
• the most reblogged picture on tumblr
• doge
• men of tumblr
• the cursed long ass “fedoras arent that bad!” post
• touch my butt and buy me pizza
• spread this like wildfire
• tumblr university (complete with uniforms)
• tumblr island
• tumblr nation
• these all would lead to the creation and failure of dashcon
• tumblr prom

optimal experience? i SURVIVED it i didnt ENJOY IT

Hey OP turn on your location

I just wanna talk

fuks:

only-on-this-site:

only on tumblr.

this is a screenshot from facebook

deepshowerthoughts:

Anxiety is just a bunch of conspiracy theories about yourself.

p1scean:

isn’t that love? Not being able to see the explosion even though you are the one holding the bomb; and the bomb is also you?

writingsilverandblack:

the-macra:

hang on logan legitimately went 45 issues and 5 years without telling anyone his name…..

You never asked

orwell:

The Dreamers (Bernardo Bertolucci, 2004)